Dr. Jill Biden Deserves a Glass of Riesling
Who Should We Toast with a Big Glass of Riesling?
Dr. Jill Tracy Biden Should be Toasted
with a Big Glass of Riesling.
Because, after 100 years, we finally have a Dr. back in the White House.
Because, Dr. Biden was AND is a teacher.
Because, Dr. Biden was a professor
at Delaware Technical & Community College
(her doctoral dissertation,
Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students’ Needs,
was completed while working here).
Because, Dr. Biden was a professor at Northern Virginia Community College
while also serving as Second Lady of the United States
(apparently, in accompanying V.P. Biden on trips, she was always grading papers).
Because, Dr. Biden is still a professor at Northern Virginia Community College
AND is the First Lady of the United States
(apparently, Dr. Biden does not grade on a curve
and I, therefore, have very little hope that my submission
for her ENG 111 – College Composition I class,
titled “George Washington Didn’t Just Cut Down One Cherry Tree,
He Felled an Entire Damn Orchard of Cherry Trees…He Actually Did Lie to His Father!!!,”
will achieve no higher than a C-).