We, the People, Need a Glass of Riesling

Who Needs a Glass of Riesling?
We, the People, of these United States of America, 
Need a Glass of Riesling.
Why?
Because, in our effort to form a more perfect Union, 
we need to become better conversationalists…
and to be a better conversationalist, one needs to be a better listener.
#TalkLessListenMore
Because, in our effort to establish Justice, justice itself must be colorblind.
#andjusticeforall
Because, in our effort to insure domestic Tranquility, 
facts must be facts (we are cool with the Merriam-Webster definition)…
the only alternative fact is that Riesling is always sweet.
#theMyPillowGuydoesn’tprovidetranquility
Because, in our effort to provide for our common Defence, 
maybe we should be a little more Neo and a lot less John Wick…
si vis pacem, para bellum was fine for the Romans…we can do better.
#gottaloveadognameddog
Because, in our effort to promote our general Welfare, 
we must ensure that all of us have access to prosperity…
and, yes, that includes universal health insurance, 
a damn good education with properly compensated teachers, 
access to wifi in all parts of this great land, 
a not-under-my-thumb USPS, and a healthy and vibrant planet.
#wearadamnmask
Because, in our effort to secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, 
we must recognize our work to secure this liberty for all is never complete
#WeThePeopleAretheFountainofPower