Wine by the Glass

Simply put, there are 100+ wines by the glass available...
whoever crafted this list is crazy and confrontational...
at least his Mom likes him.
Truly, we have a disease and it is known in certain circles as "failure to commit to a single path."
Alas, we are therefore driven to explore the entirety of the world of grape juice.
If you love journeys, then sit down, apply the seat belt tight, and get ready for a bumpy ride.
If you love stories, then relax and allow us to regale you.
And, of course, if you love wine, well, then, we got you covered!
YES, there are about 26 Rieslings by the glass.
YES, I am in therapy...the doctor recommends I enjoy more Chardonnay.
YES, I am searching for a new doctor.
YES, a "loyal guest"...who is loyal...says that our list is overwhelming and has no order and it is impossible to use and blah, blah, blah...I nodded my head in agreement and walked away...what am I to say to that..."that I only crafted the list for myself and our team, to challenge us, to keep us on our toes, to continually expand our wine horizons"...that is not hospitable...but I never claimed to be hospitable, just confrontational...which is why I use too many "..."